(Che:)
Goodnight and thank you Huevo
She is in every magazine
Been photographed, seen, she is
known
We don't like to rush, but your
case has been packed
If she's missed anything, you could
give her a ring
But she won't always answer the
phone
(Eva:)
Oh but it's sad when a love affair
dies
But we have pretended enough
It's best that we both stop fooling
ourselves
(Che:)
Which means ...
Chorus:
(Che
and Eva:)
There
is noone, noone at all
Never has been, and never will be
a lover, male or female
Who hasn't an eye on, in fact they
rely on
Tricks they can try on their partner
They're hoping their lover will
help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them, you're the same
(Che:)
Goodnight and thank you Emilio
You've completed your task
What more can we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on the way
out the door
And that will be all, if she needs
you she'll call
But I don't think that's likely
somehow
(Eva:)
Oh but it's sad when a love affair
dies
But when we were hot, we were hot
I know you'll look back on the good
times we've shared
Which means ...
(chorus,
substituting "blame her"
for "blame them", sung
only by Che)
(Eva:)
There is no soap, no soap like Zaz
No detergent, lotion, or oil with
such power in the shower
It's the mother and father of luxury
lather
The talk of the bath, the great
ointment
One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic
You're scented, you'll be sent
(Che:)
Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon
We are grateful you found her a
spot on the sound radio
We'll think of you every time she's
on the air
We'd love you to stay but you'd
be in the way
So do up your trousers and go
(Eva:)
Oh but it's sad when a love affair
dies
The decline into silence and doubt
Our passion was just too intense
to survive
(Che:)
Which means ...
(Lovers:)
This is a club I should never have
joined
Someone has made us look fools
Argentine men call the sexual shots
Someone has altered the rules
(Eva:)
Fame on the wireless as far as it
goes
Is all very well but every girl
knows
(Che:)
She needs a man she can monopolize
With fingers in dozens of different
pies
(Lovers:)
Oh but it's sad when a love affair
dies